BYE-BYE KITTY, WTF KITTY!
I’ve always been a fan of Hello Kitty for it’s delightfully, saccharine, feminine slant, but this barrette might be taking it a bit too far! WTF Kitty? This hair piece is so girly it makes me look like I have Man Face. I wish I could be more kind about it, but this barrette is a disgrace.
Laurel Canyon Country Store.
Alicia Silverstone screamed at me for wearing this at the Laurel Canyon Country store this morning… Hey, Licie, you stomped away faster than I could say “I’d rather go naked than wear fur, but I thought it didn’t count if it was vintage?” I woke up feeling so energetic, but now I feel embarrassed. :(
So sorry I’ve been gone but as you can see, I’ve succumbed to a bit of an injury. Without getting into details, let’s just say that an intoxicated man at Barney’s Beanery may have tried to caress my collar and I may have tried to punch him in the, uh. . .pillows… but I may have missed and hit the wall instead. I’ve been telling people I sprained a toe while...
Pardon me, but am I the only lady out there who thought Dwayne Wade was that guy on “A Different World” who had the flip eyeglasses and was in love with Jasmine Guy? Needless to say, my house has felt like an NBA locker room ever since the playoffs started, and I had to get away from Boo and his boys for a little lady time. Thank god for my friend M* and her out of this world...