ALI(IEN)MENTS

Pardon me, but am I the only lady out there who thought Dwayne Wade was that guy on “A Different World” who had the flip eyeglasses and was in love with Jasmine Guy? Needless to say, my house has felt like an NBA locker room ever since the playoffs started, and I had to get away from Boo and his boys for a little lady time. Thank god for my friend M* and her out of this world Futuro guest house, (designed by Finnish genius Matti Suuronen) in LC! We had a little too much fun drinking ‘tinis (that were anything but teeny), and I woke up with a splitting headache in her back yard with a bit of a booty ache that came from who knows what. I definitely danced my a$$ off, but some ail(ien)ments are better left un-probed.

*I don’t like to name drop but let’s just say she may have been nominated for an Oscar in the last decade, and she may or may not have frenched George Clooney at his villa in Lake Como