So sorry I’ve been gone but as you can see, I’ve succumbed to a bit of an injury. Without getting into details, let’s just say that an intoxicated man at Barney’s Beanery may have tried to caress my collar and I may have tried to punch him in the, uh. . .pillows… but I may have missed and hit the wall instead. I’ve been telling people I sprained a toe while dancing, but what is having a blog for, if not honesty? Well the lesson of my day was: having a temper can hurt, both literally and figuratively. I’m terrified of having a scar (when it comes to legs, there’s Tina Turner, and then there’s Maddy), but if it happens, I’ll consider it an opportunity to bring out my inner Padma Lakshmi.