Ok, ladies, if you are with me, you need to take a moment this afternoon and stand topless to show your solidarity for the future queen a.k.a My Most Favorite Living Princess, a.k.a The Duchess of Cambridge, a.k.a. The One And Only Kate Middleton.
Trust me, it wasn’t easy taking off this Marc Jacobs top (it’s so light, if the label didn’t say otherwise, I’d swear it was made of one single feather), but with support from my Boo, I rocked out with my top out, and it felt absolutely regal.
The slogan for my campaign to stop intrusive paparazzi is
“I’m Bustin’ Out These Titties ‘To Stand With Future Queen Kate Middies!”